Or I could say, it's always something. Remembering that I have a kick-ass life filled with more great things than one person deserves...try to anyway. I had laser vision correction almost 10 years ago. I was sooo blind and had a lot of tissue removed, well, I am older now and the eyesight is regressing. I had an appointment today to see about a "touch-up." It seems that I am a candidate for one procedure - that is more painful than traditional lasik - that I had before - and recovery sucks! It hurts, it takes longer to heal, and since I (apparently) didn't hold up my end of the initial contract I have to pay $1200 to get it done! That is only for one eye (which is all I need!) If I'd have followed up yearly with my regular eye doctor it would have been free, yes free. I am a dumbass! They no longer offer free touchups to new patients - I was one of the lucky ones, who fucked it up, btw.
The really vain part of me says a) I have to have it done b/c contact lens wearing is not kind to the delicate eye skin and only wearing one will make one eye wrinkle more than the other b) fuck having it done and schedule some cosmetic surgery anyway or c) I need both.
Yes, people have real problem, but I really don't. Yes, I DID say that out loud. Yes, I am a terrible person. Is vanity considered one of the deadly sins? Well, at least I am not coveting anybody's wife...LOL!
Side note: Thankfully no one is reading this, I'm sure I would be seriously pissing off many people right now.
Haters, find solace in my misery over being chubby! And wrinkled!
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